[THEY DO. THEIR SUN. THE FRESH AIR. THEY HAVE TO TOUCH GRASS. Roxana is so beautiful surrounded by flowers and planters but im playing an idiot who wouldn't notice or care. What good is this fuck.]
Is that what happened the first time? [AMUSED.] There are simply people who seem easier to kill and are much more obnoxious.
[HELP god. At least other people have eyes to make up for him.]
Huh. [He read the profiles but immediately forgot anything that didn't seem useful. He will now reread them so he can remember the things that are hilarious, like this.] Well, maybe that is the case, then. Maybe it'll count toward one of these milestones.
[The idea of "elf gets killed by teen girl" specifically being a milestone is so funny.]
[There aren't and it's tragic but i still believe in them and in Essek dying to them amen.]
We don't have much to go on so far, beyond knowing it's just the "iconic" moments they aim to see us recreate.
[He thinks they'll all probably be stupid and thus there is a good chance of recreating them simply by existing in this circus they are trapped in. Which he supposes is the point of the audit. But still.]
I find nearly everyone obnoxious. [AT LEAST HE'S HONEST...] So I'm not a good gauge for who is or isn't.
[Slanders their intergalactic kidnappers for fun.]
Criminal. [He says this like it's a joke but no he thinks it's a crime punishable by death.]
We'll see soon enough. Or we won't. I imagine if someone is actually coerced or possessed, they'll probably keep quiet the whole time and make everyone run out the clock.
[ what are their kidnappers going to do? kill them? i'd invite it. ]
To the stocks with them.
[ she'd also be fine with execution. ]
It would be no surprise that no one would be rushing for their death even with the knowledge they'd be brought back. I won't raise my expectations, but it'd be nice if they were caught earlier.
No, I don't think so. If you can surpass what you already did, you'd clear the audit faster, wouldn't you?
[ from her logical standpoint, if you can be better than before, that'd prove worthiness, but she also doesn't care so much to play to this kind of tune. her pettiness and vengefulness isn't stoked this way. ]
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No? Who were you expecting it to be? He could have been killed by a teenager again.
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Is that what happened the first time? [AMUSED.] There are simply people who seem easier to kill and are much more obnoxious.
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I don't know for certain, but it's listed on the application, so it's happened at one point.
[ however tongue-in-cheek the profiles may be, they're generally true. ]
Who's the one with the biggest target painted on them?
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Huh. [He read the profiles but immediately forgot anything that didn't seem useful. He will now reread them so he can remember the things that are hilarious, like this.] Well, maybe that is the case, then. Maybe it'll count toward one of these milestones.
[The idea of "elf gets killed by teen girl" specifically being a milestone is so funny.]
Apparently the obnoxious man with purple hair.
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One of those achievements? It'd give us a better idea of what the auditors are looking for, at least.
[ she does think it'd be a little amusing even if she'd hate to do anything the auditors want. ]
You didn't expect him to be that obnoxious.
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We don't have much to go on so far, beyond knowing it's just the "iconic" moments they aim to see us recreate.
[He thinks they'll all probably be stupid and thus there is a good chance of recreating them simply by existing in this circus they are trapped in. Which he supposes is the point of the audit. But still.]
I find nearly everyone obnoxious. [AT LEAST HE'S HONEST...] So I'm not a good gauge for who is or isn't.
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[ they want them to be disney remakes. ]
He didn't seem to offend anyone more than the rest. I'd say there were others who did that more.
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I did speak to someone else about their collective perverted tendencies.
[Being a sadist is fine but being a voyeur about it... is weird... get hobbies.]
Probably. [He knows he is more offensive than most people, even if he does not think he is obnoxious.] But that's what I've heard, at least.
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They could be doing something else with their time, but instead, they're wasting ours.
[ tiresome. ]
We'll have to see what kind of coercion happened, or whatever reason it ended up being.
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Criminal. [He says this like it's a joke but no he thinks it's a crime punishable by death.]
We'll see soon enough. Or we won't. I imagine if someone is actually coerced or possessed, they'll probably keep quiet the whole time and make everyone run out the clock.
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To the stocks with them.
[ she'd also be fine with execution. ]
It would be no surprise that no one would be rushing for their death even with the knowledge they'd be brought back. I won't raise my expectations, but it'd be nice if they were caught earlier.
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The single jail cell.
[Or execution.]
But I suppose so. If we catch someone early, I wonder if we'd be able to leave early.
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The bed would have to be removed.
[ why would they need comfort ]
What would be the point in keeping us around? If they're so concerned with us earning something, that would be something we'd earn.
[ let them leave early so they can touch grass. ]
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It would. [BOOTHILL DESTROYS IT ANYWAY. i hope they never replace it] Oh. A milestone for finishing early? I wonder if that's ever even happened.
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I don't think anyone's mentioned it to me. If we're the first, that could be its own milestone.
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Isn't an original milestone defeating the point of an audit checking to see if we hit what we've done in the past?
[Smashcut to original milestones appearing on Sunday.]
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[ from her logical standpoint, if you can be better than before, that'd prove worthiness, but she also doesn't care so much to play to this kind of tune. her pettiness and vengefulness isn't stoked this way. ]
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Maybe so. If that's the case, I wouldn't mind getting out of here sooner, but it would hinge on what they could as "surpassing".
[He will not look a fool to leave early.]
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[ roxana isn't even considering having to be a clown despite having been made to be a monkey before. ]
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There's a light shrug.]
If milestones are met by people being idiots, surpassing former milestones might just require people to be even bigger idiots.