[Slanders their intergalactic kidnappers for fun.]
Criminal. [He says this like it's a joke but no he thinks it's a crime punishable by death.]
We'll see soon enough. Or we won't. I imagine if someone is actually coerced or possessed, they'll probably keep quiet the whole time and make everyone run out the clock.
[ what are their kidnappers going to do? kill them? i'd invite it. ]
To the stocks with them.
[ she'd also be fine with execution. ]
It would be no surprise that no one would be rushing for their death even with the knowledge they'd be brought back. I won't raise my expectations, but it'd be nice if they were caught earlier.
No, I don't think so. If you can surpass what you already did, you'd clear the audit faster, wouldn't you?
[ from her logical standpoint, if you can be better than before, that'd prove worthiness, but she also doesn't care so much to play to this kind of tune. her pettiness and vengefulness isn't stoked this way. ]
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They could be doing something else with their time, but instead, they're wasting ours.
[ tiresome. ]
We'll have to see what kind of coercion happened, or whatever reason it ended up being.
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Criminal. [He says this like it's a joke but no he thinks it's a crime punishable by death.]
We'll see soon enough. Or we won't. I imagine if someone is actually coerced or possessed, they'll probably keep quiet the whole time and make everyone run out the clock.
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To the stocks with them.
[ she'd also be fine with execution. ]
It would be no surprise that no one would be rushing for their death even with the knowledge they'd be brought back. I won't raise my expectations, but it'd be nice if they were caught earlier.
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The single jail cell.
[Or execution.]
But I suppose so. If we catch someone early, I wonder if we'd be able to leave early.
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The bed would have to be removed.
[ why would they need comfort ]
What would be the point in keeping us around? If they're so concerned with us earning something, that would be something we'd earn.
[ let them leave early so they can touch grass. ]
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It would. [BOOTHILL DESTROYS IT ANYWAY. i hope they never replace it] Oh. A milestone for finishing early? I wonder if that's ever even happened.
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I don't think anyone's mentioned it to me. If we're the first, that could be its own milestone.
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Isn't an original milestone defeating the point of an audit checking to see if we hit what we've done in the past?
[Smashcut to original milestones appearing on Sunday.]
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[ from her logical standpoint, if you can be better than before, that'd prove worthiness, but she also doesn't care so much to play to this kind of tune. her pettiness and vengefulness isn't stoked this way. ]
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Maybe so. If that's the case, I wouldn't mind getting out of here sooner, but it would hinge on what they could as "surpassing".
[He will not look a fool to leave early.]
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[ roxana isn't even considering having to be a clown despite having been made to be a monkey before. ]
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There's a light shrug.]
If milestones are met by people being idiots, surpassing former milestones might just require people to be even bigger idiots.