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[ she's seated outside the cafe, but she's not drinking any coffee. she'll call out to him whenever scaramouche walks by: ]
I didn't think you'd put effort in avoiding property damage.
I didn't think you'd put effort in avoiding property damage.
Hell cares about property damage and incarcerates you for it?
[ she thinks that's funny, but at least it doesn't show on her face. ]
How unexpected. You should have made someone test it out for you.
[ she thinks that's funny, but at least it doesn't show on her face. ]
How unexpected. You should have made someone test it out for you.
One of the more idiotic parts about the place.
[They were doing so much murder for so long...]
I'm sure it'll be tested out sooner rather than later, given how prone to destruction of both the accidental and intentional variety some people here seem to be.
[They were doing so much murder for so long...]
I'm sure it'll be tested out sooner rather than later, given how prone to destruction of both the accidental and intentional variety some people here seem to be.
Maybe I should ask after Maestro to see if they were penalized.
[ she doesn't care that much, though. ]
It does seem inevitable, but there is only one jail cell so far.
[ she doesn't care that much, though. ]
It does seem inevitable, but there is only one jail cell so far.
It was the perks of the job that let them cause the damage in the first place.
[ must be nice.... to be unnerfed. ]
Hmm... I wonder why they'd need to, if they've more or less admitted that someone's going to be coerced into it.
[ must be nice.... to be unnerfed. ]
Hmm... I wonder why they'd need to, if they've more or less admitted that someone's going to be coerced into it.
Tch.
[SASUKE TCHS OVER THE FACT THAT SOME FUCKERS GET TO BE UNNERFED. He also wishes that was him. It's so hateful out here.]
They've stated they're trying to stick as close to the average "game" experience as possible, too. Jails sound like they're pretty common.
[SASUKE TCHS OVER THE FACT THAT SOME FUCKERS GET TO BE UNNERFED. He also wishes that was him. It's so hateful out here.]
They've stated they're trying to stick as close to the average "game" experience as possible, too. Jails sound like they're pretty common.
[ he could become a host and get unnerfed... does he want to attend to and help 30-odd people? ]
I still think the idea of an audit is ridiculous.
I still think the idea of an audit is ridiculous.
[No... No he doesn't... He would take the job and just fuck off to do whatever the hell, leaving all of the shitty parts to his coworkers, which is basically just canon.]
Anyone who doesn't is lacking brain matter to a terminal degree. Even the biggest moron here can see what a farce it is, but pointing that out is hardly as satisfying as smearing their insides across the floor would be.
Anyone who doesn't is lacking brain matter to a terminal degree. Even the biggest moron here can see what a farce it is, but pointing that out is hardly as satisfying as smearing their insides across the floor would be.
[ it is a farce. that is how roxana has been describing it anytime she's asked. ]
How high are you setting your expectations that you'd be able to do that?
How high are you setting your expectations that you'd be able to do that?
[And they're RIGHT!!! He laughs, a clipped and mean sound.]
I'll consider it a bonus but my expectations aren't high. Beings like these are like cockroaches, squirming under the slightest bit of scrutiny and running off to hide in the dark the second they're able.
I'll consider it a bonus but my expectations aren't high. Beings like these are like cockroaches, squirming under the slightest bit of scrutiny and running off to hide in the dark the second they're able.
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I can't disagree with you although calling them cockroaches gives them more durability than they deserve.
I can't disagree with you although calling them cockroaches gives them more durability than they deserve.
[ your mercy was forgotten by you, too. ]
Adequate. [ even if they're now being overpowered by said scum. ] We'll have to do away with the entire garbage container.
Adequate. [ even if they're now being overpowered by said scum. ] We'll have to do away with the entire garbage container.
Somehow, I'm not surprised to hear this.
[ despite only having exchanged five words. ]
In some cases, it's the best policy. I don't think many would protest it here.
[ despite only having exchanged five words. ]
In some cases, it's the best policy. I don't think many would protest it here.
Who would have sympathy for them? Even the most naive and kindhearted would have to struggle. You'd have to bereft of all capacity to function.
[ she'd believe not everyone would want to resort to violence. but sympathy? she'd think that's beyond insane. ]
[ she'd believe not everyone would want to resort to violence. but sympathy? she'd think that's beyond insane. ]
[There are so many people who are beyond insane out there...]
You would, and there are many who fall in that category. As things are now, sure, most wouldn't. But if some idiots get so much as a whiff of an understandable set of reasons or pity-inducing backstory...
You would, and there are many who fall in that category. As things are now, sure, most wouldn't. But if some idiots get so much as a whiff of an understandable set of reasons or pity-inducing backstory...
[ they need to fake photosynthesize like plants. so real, so true. she is sitting on some random bench by the flowers and planters. ]
No? Who were you expecting it to be? He could have been killed by a teenager again.
No? Who were you expecting it to be? He could have been killed by a teenager again.
[THEY DO. THEIR SUN. THE FRESH AIR. THEY HAVE TO TOUCH GRASS. Roxana is so beautiful surrounded by flowers and planters but im playing an idiot who wouldn't notice or care. What good is this fuck.]
Is that what happened the first time? [AMUSED.] There are simply people who seem easier to kill and are much more obnoxious.
Is that what happened the first time? [AMUSED.] There are simply people who seem easier to kill and are much more obnoxious.
[ that's fine. she doesn't mind that he doesn't have eyes. ]
I don't know for certain, but it's listed on the application, so it's happened at one point.
[ however tongue-in-cheek the profiles may be, they're generally true. ]
Who's the one with the biggest target painted on them?
I don't know for certain, but it's listed on the application, so it's happened at one point.
[ however tongue-in-cheek the profiles may be, they're generally true. ]
Who's the one with the biggest target painted on them?
[HELP god. At least other people have eyes to make up for him.]
Huh. [He read the profiles but immediately forgot anything that didn't seem useful. He will now reread them so he can remember the things that are hilarious, like this.] Well, maybe that is the case, then. Maybe it'll count toward one of these milestones.
[The idea of "elf gets killed by teen girl" specifically being a milestone is so funny.]
Apparently the obnoxious man with purple hair.
Huh. [He read the profiles but immediately forgot anything that didn't seem useful. He will now reread them so he can remember the things that are hilarious, like this.] Well, maybe that is the case, then. Maybe it'll count toward one of these milestones.
[The idea of "elf gets killed by teen girl" specifically being a milestone is so funny.]
Apparently the obnoxious man with purple hair.
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