[No... No he doesn't... He would take the job and just fuck off to do whatever the hell, leaving all of the shitty parts to his coworkers, which is basically just canon.]
Anyone who doesn't is lacking brain matter to a terminal degree. Even the biggest moron here can see what a farce it is, but pointing that out is hardly as satisfying as smearing their insides across the floor would be.
[And they're RIGHT!!! He laughs, a clipped and mean sound.]
I'll consider it a bonus but my expectations aren't high. Beings like these are like cockroaches, squirming under the slightest bit of scrutiny and running off to hide in the dark the second they're able.
[It really just takes five exchanged words, honestly.]
I should hope no one would. If anyone is the obnoxious sort to want to extend sympathy or whatever else toward even these auditors, I'll kill them myself.
[There are so many people who are beyond insane out there...]
You would, and there are many who fall in that category. As things are now, sure, most wouldn't. But if some idiots get so much as a whiff of an understandable set of reasons or pity-inducing backstory...
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[ she doesn't care that much, though. ]
It does seem inevitable, but there is only one jail cell so far.
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[He also does not care overly much, though.]
You would be surprised how many can fit into one jail cell. Though I imagine it's going to be saved for whoever ends up voted out on Saturday.
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[ must be nice.... to be unnerfed. ]
Hmm... I wonder why they'd need to, if they've more or less admitted that someone's going to be coerced into it.
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[SASUKE TCHS OVER THE FACT THAT SOME FUCKERS GET TO BE UNNERFED. He also wishes that was him. It's so hateful out here.]
They've stated they're trying to stick as close to the average "game" experience as possible, too. Jails sound like they're pretty common.
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I still think the idea of an audit is ridiculous.
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Anyone who doesn't is lacking brain matter to a terminal degree. Even the biggest moron here can see what a farce it is, but pointing that out is hardly as satisfying as smearing their insides across the floor would be.
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How high are you setting your expectations that you'd be able to do that?
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I'll consider it a bonus but my expectations aren't high. Beings like these are like cockroaches, squirming under the slightest bit of scrutiny and running off to hide in the dark the second they're able.
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I can't disagree with you although calling them cockroaches gives them more durability than they deserve.
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True. Scum on the underside of a garbage can, maybe.
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Adequate. [ even if they're now being overpowered by said scum. ] We'll have to do away with the entire garbage container.
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Can't let mold start to grow, after all. I prefer the-- what was it called... "scorched earth policy"?
[Hell taught him nothing of worth but some things that were funny.]
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[ despite only having exchanged five words. ]
In some cases, it's the best policy. I don't think many would protest it here.
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I should hope no one would. If anyone is the obnoxious sort to want to extend sympathy or whatever else toward even these auditors, I'll kill them myself.
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[ she'd believe not everyone would want to resort to violence. but sympathy? she'd think that's beyond insane. ]
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You would, and there are many who fall in that category. As things are now, sure, most wouldn't. But if some idiots get so much as a whiff of an understandable set of reasons or pity-inducing backstory...
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You might as well kill them, if they'd be swayed like that. There's no room for pity on either side.
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I would. [WOULD HE. Well. There is a high chance, actually.] I can't stand that kind of idiocy.
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There is a place for goodhearted people but not here. I don't cherish that kind of blindness.
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People like that don't last long regardless, so at least there's that.
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I'll defer to your 500 years of experience.
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There's a little huff of a laugh.]
I think one only needs a year or two to understand that.
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she gives him the most placid of smiles. ]
Sometimes, those types attract those who suffer from savior complexes.
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[WELL.]