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still devastated by his death 10 years later

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If you're a caring big brother, certainly. Does Luffy have a worse temper than you do?

No, nothing like that. [ laughing ] But he's a reckless idiot who gets into trouble constantly, so any temper at all is bad enough.

The type not to think before he acts. If you think he's reckless, that is worrying.

What have I done to earn that reputation?

[ he is clearly kidding ]

Ah, yes. The good pirate sir is the picture of order.

And if you say it in public, maybe even one person will believe it.

If you say something confidently enough, it'll take a second for someone to think twice about it.

Have you used that technique before?

Occasionally. I use that second it takes people's thoughts to catch up to leave.

Oh! I've done that before. Distract them just long enough to book it.

It's a solid tactic if all you need is to leave and they can't catch up to you.

If you're fast enough, it works.

And you must be more than fast enough.

I can seriously book it when the need arises.

I don't have any doubts about that. You look like you're capable of many things.

I'm gonna take that as a compliment!

You should. That's how I meant it.

[ oh he just laughs and ducks his head he's so bad at actual compliments ]

Why are you acting so shy now? Haven't you worked hard to get to where you are now? Mr. Second Division Commander.

[ it's not like his 12 pack came from nowhere ]

[ he was actually born with it ]

I'm not acting shy! [ at least he's still laughing as he says this lie ]

[ yes.... the 15 more months of gestation gave him abs ]

Is that so? We'll see if you can say the same again later.

[ abs and an attitude ]

What's happening later, exactly?

If I tell you, you'll expect it, and that wouldn't be any fun.

[ IS IT A MURDER??? ]

I don't think I like surprises.

[ mostly jesting ]

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