disingenuous | ace catchall

still devastated by his death 10 years later

[ he was actually born with it ]

I'm not acting shy! [ at least he's still laughing as he says this lie ]

[ yes.... the 15 more months of gestation gave him abs ]

Is that so? We'll see if you can say the same again later.

[ abs and an attitude ]

What's happening later, exactly?

If I tell you, you'll expect it, and that wouldn't be any fun.

[ IS IT A MURDER??? ]

I don't think I like surprises.

[ mostly jesting ]