scaramouche catchall

[disingenuous]

strums bohemian rhapsody

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[nascens]

[He's not thinking something similar but i aki am.]

The cheese was sliced, so maybe that's how they were murdered. It'd be cruel and unusual to still be alive after being turned into food, which makes me lean toward believing that they still would be.

[disingenuous]

[ well, she supposed if cut in the right places, that could kill, but. ]

Is that where the line is drawn for you? If you feel your dignity is impugned?

[nascens]

[WHERE DO YOU FIND THE FATAL POINT ON A WHEEL OF CHEESE.]

Cruel and unusual in the overarching definition of it.

[Not necessarily personal; he might still find it funny, depending.]

[disingenuous]

[ if you cut it all into pieces you don't have to find it ]

So you have some sense of morality.

[nascens]

[That is true. Perhaps that is why the cheese was sliced...]

I've lived among humans long enough to understand their definitions, at least.

[disingenuous]

But you don't agree with them or operate by them.

[ she assumes. ]

[nascens]

[tucks you back into bed]

I don't operate by them. They apply within the confines of humanity, so it isn't a matter of agreeing or disagreeing.

[disingenuous]

You don't mingle with us humans from time to time? Do you live apart?

[ is he a hermit ]

[nascens]

You all ask a lot of questions.

[IT KILLS ME AKI BECAUSE HE HARDLY EVER ASKS ANY IN RETURN but it's fine because he also just refuses to indulge after a first few.

Maybe he is a hermit. Maybe he is.]

[disingenuous]

I think you still try to blend in from time to time.

[ it's fine. she prefers if he doesn't ask anything in return. that's why she asks her questions half the time.... to keep others from asking any in return. ]

[nascens]

Do you?

[She is so funny and so right. i think about how many of my characters would never get to know her by virtue of being too polite and then this fuck who is the exact opposite but still terrible at getting to know people.]

[disingenuous]

[ that's why she can deal with his rudeness. it's no worse than what she experiences at home and also he will never care enough to pry.

she knows she's right because even if she doesn't know what larping means, she remembers enough of his profile. ]

I do. For whatever reasons, you do.

[nascens]

[This is so sad. Roxana please. Roxana. Roxana just kill him.

He just shrugs, though, since he has no reason to hide it.]

For whatever reasons, I do.

[Meandering off to go look at another display.]

[disingenuous]

[ he hasn't been that annoying. he isn't even the person she finds most annoying here.

she watches him go, doesn't follow him yet, only faintly calls out after him. ]

Enough reasons to keep looking at all of this.

[nascens]

[Given who some of these people are, he would be offended if anyone found him the most annoying.]

For lack of anything better to do, really.

[disingenuous]

[ imagine being called more annoying than dante... would he live it down ]

That's why I'm here, too. Do you think using any of these would garner another achievement?

[ asked idly in a tone that says she doesn't care much about achievements. ]

[nascens]

[HE WOULD BE SO VEXED.

But he'll glance around at the cases...]

...Someone being eaten does sound iconic.

[disingenuous]

Cannibalism? Or... it might not be cannibalism if it's you.

[ she doesn't know what scaramouche is exactly, but she knows he isn't human. ]

[nascens]

[The thought of someone trying to eat his synthetic ass is frankly hilarious.]

It wouldn't be. I'd never eat a human, though. [Not because he respects the sanctity of life too much to be a cannibal.] And I have a hard time imagining being eaten, though I guess all bets are off if people have been turned into bars of chocolate and cheese.

[disingenuous]

If you're turned into food, that also excludes it from cannibalism.

[ on a technicality for a coward's way out. ]

People should just kill people as they are.

[nascens]

[A COWARD'S WAY OUT. Just eat a whole person, damn.]

I agree. Turning someone into food just seems like the work of a person who's obnoxiously squeamish and can't stomach what they're actually doing.

[disingenuous]

[ yeah? that's what her butterflies do. ]

If you can't commit and are too weakhearted, don't waste our time.

[nascens]

[IT'S TRUE... i love this icon roxana you are so insane looking sometimes and so beautiful always]

What would you like to see, then? In future cases, with future deaths.

[disingenuous]

[ sometimes, a girl has to be a little insane. for fun and profit. ]

If we can vote someone out within the first few hours and see if we can leave early.

[ if they have to keep dealing with trials, that's the ideal. let her leave early.

he might be asking about murder methods, but this is what she cares about more. ]

[nascens]

[For fun and profit! It happens. Also he was indeed talking about murder methods but honestly he finds this just as valid if not more so, and he just laughs a little.]

I don't think I've heard of any place where that's happened so far, but we could always be the first.