vax catchall

[disingenuous]

time to learn about another critrole campaign

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[daggering]

[ oh fucking rip

vax manages to duck a ghost and therefore misses this, but he does turn the second this incredibly hot vampire lady lady gets beefed with the flowers. he's a nice boy, which means when she speaks up, he comes over, weaving out of the way of a flying flower wreath and offering his hand. ]

They tried, I think. You alright?

[disingenuous]

[ She waves a hand to indicate she's fine, takes his hand to get back to her feet, and immediately releases it. ]

I'm fine, thank you. I should have been paying more attention. I suppose I was too focused on trying to find out why they're acting like it'll be someone's funeral.

[ It's someone's wedding, Roxana. ]

[daggering]

[ .... ]


...Does kind of look like a funeral, doesn't it? Pretty fucking depressing wedding.

[disingenuous]

Is it the bride's choice, or are they doing it to get back at the picky bride?

[ It's hard to tell with these ghosts. ]

[daggering]

Both of those options are terrible.

[ wow

vax has never been to a true wedding before but they are probably supposed to be romantic?? or something?? he would probably like a goth wedding but actually keyleth wouldn't so no he wouldn't. ]

's why my sister eloped.

[disingenuous]

[ thank you for considering the person you love's feelings, vax. stand up boyfriend!!

She laughs softly. ]

Your sister is wise. It looks like we're going to get stuck here, if we don't move soon.

[ The ghosts are glancing their way like they want to make gophers out of the two of them. ]

[daggering]

[ he is truly a wife guy actually

but with a snort, vax says, affectionately: ] She's something. [ because he loves his sister but he can't just admit that she's wise who would do that!!! who would ever!!!

and glancing back at the ghosts when she does, he makes a bit of a face. ]

You any good at sneaking?

[disingenuous]

[ It's cute when siblings can't praise each other out of love.

She looks down at her fancy dress. ]

I can make an attempt, but I might be below expectations.